Here’s my 100 things.
1. It takes about 3 hours for me to wake up.
2. I need coffee to wake up.
3. I’m addicted to coffee.
4. I read imdb’s trivia on movies after or before I watch a movie.
5. I like to be the centre of attention.
6. I don’t say “eh” as much as I should.
7. I hate to be late. I usually show up about 15 minutes early for everything.
8. I have webcams but they have not been on for a while. in fact the link on my website does not even work.
9. I hate cleaning. Unless its someone elses mess, then I can clean.
10. I’m totally frustrated with my car.
11. I like peanut butter, and stawberry jam and chocolate chip sandwhiches.
12. I rarely drink water while at work. Its usually coffee and pop.
13. I have a fish take up and running with no fish.
14. I fear change.
15. I have no patience for stupidity.
16. I want more tattoo’s.
17. I play on a mud. But since there was a problem with one of my charactors and another play I just mostly watch now.
18. I think I have a great sense of homour.
19. I drink Molson Canadian Beer.
20. I dislike most american beers.
21. I’m a slob.
22. I spend money like its going out of style then complain that i have no money.
23. I don’t mind the cold.
24. I dislike hot and humid days.
25. I get bored quickly.
26. I love to cook.
27. I like to read but rarely get the chance.
28. I sit and stare at the computer, but am too bored to find other things to do.
29. My job would be great if it wasn’t for the customers.
30. I hate letting people down so I rarely volunteer for things.
31. I’m not talkative.
32. People probably think I am an asshole cause if I don’t know you well, I don’t seem friendly. Stoic would be a good word to describe me.
33. I like snow, and always wish for a white Christmas.
34. I say “dude” and “yo” way too much.
35. I’m lazy. If there is a short cut to do something, I’ll take it.
36. I love movies, and know alot of useless trivia. (see #4.)
37. I’ve never been hella popular.
38. Sometimes I still feel like an outsider.
39. I can’t sleep past 8am without waking up with a headache.
40. I’ve always wanted to go to London, England, and spend 2-3 weeks wandering around the city.
41. I collect hats. I have about 10 hats but only wear one. I can’t find it right now.
42. I’ve stolen things from where I work. Including money.
43. I perfer working over nights at my job.
44. but I would miss getting a donut on Fridays.
45. And would only see my wife for like 30 seconds a day.
46. I miss my wife terribly if she is not within 10 feet of me.
47. I like football, but know nothing about the rules. If it wasn’t for the yellowline, I would never know how far the next 1st down would be.
48. I met my wife in the internet.
49. I guess that would make me a mail-order internet husband.
50. I fart after eating massive ammounts of chicken.
51. I like lobster, only if someone does all the work of cleaning it for me.
52. I’m very nosey, I have to know all the gossip.
53. I shop on company time.
54. I wish I made more money, but management said I make too much as it is.
55. I still sleep with a teddy bear.
56. When I am really bored I get grumpy.
57. I ate McChicken sandwiches for 2 years while I was in college.
58. I still owe about 20 grand for student loans.
59. I hate talking on the phone.
60. I’m hungry.
61. I miss poutine. Real Poutine, not just french fries with cheese and gravy on them.
62. I don’t get cold too easy.
63. I sweat like a mofo if its hot out.
64. I miss Canadian money.
65. American money all looks the same to me.
66. I can’t believe they don’t have A5-35 here.
67. I like the taste of buckley’s.
68. I like to people watch.
69. I hate chick flicks, but I like “My Best Friends Wedding”.
70. I used to shoot rifles competitavly.
71. I won many awards while I was in Cadets.
72. I used to call bingo to the elderly while I was in cadets.
73. I missed out by 1% on one of my cadet exams for a trip to england to train with the british cadets for the summer.
74. I still hate the bitch that beat me by 1%.
75. I used to be a Trekkie. I have about 65% of the original series on VHS, but sold them on ebay.
76. At home, I have the premire and final episode of all the Star Treks on VHS.
77. I’ve been to 2 Star Trek conventions.
78. I love Guinness, I have gotten a few free items from their website.
79. In my first apartment, I never cleaned the bathtub. You should have seen the ring around the tub when I moved out a year later.
80. I was unemployed for just about 2 years. I lived off of cigarettes and noodles.
81. I liked working at 7-11 on the 3pm to 11pm shift.
82. I worked just aobut 6 months on the 11pm to 7am shift.
83. I sold my $700 mountain bike for $100 so I could pick Crystal up from the airport when she came to visit me.
84. I just celebrated my 2 year wedding anniversary.
85. This is my longest relationship.
86. I want a cat again.
87. I miss Oscar my cat.
88. I tied Oscar to my landloads door, cause I couldn’t take her where I was moving too.
89. I’v smoked alot of weed when I was younger.
90. I don’t remember the first 2 weeks of grade twelve.
91. I was dumped on Valentines day.
92. I now hate Valentines day.
93. I favorite holiday is Christmas, cause I like to see everyones faces when they open their presents.
94. I used to do all my Christmas shopping on Boxing day.
95. I can’t believe Americans don’t have Boxing day.
96. I never heard of “Black Friday” before I moved to the USA.
97. I love dingy grey wet weather. It reminds me of Vancouver.
98. I’ve spent of 8 hours in a strip club.
99. I’m still hungry.
100. I proposed to Crystal in the middle of “Monty Python and the holy Grail”.
101. I hate the way americans pronounce “canuck”.
