Had the weirdest dream i was on a vacation to japan, lost my money or something and was a male hooker.

Long story short. got a trick got back to her house, she showed me how to use the jappanese toilets, and before we could “get it on”, my ex girlfriend from high school walked in. She saw me, and asked, do I know you. I said yeah, does febuary 14th sound familar? She said no. And I explained thats when you dumped me. She looked suprised, and starterd to talk to the chick who brought me home.

I walk out of the apartment, and there I am at like some sort of military briefing, where they were talking about their pay, and how they were gonna have to put another requesition in for more pay if they were to stay in Iraq.

Weird.