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W00t! You know how much I love memes, I found this on EspressoNinja’s site. Lemmie tell yeah this guy is a great writer, very funny, and he works at Starbucks. Course I’ll admit, I feel inadiquate to order anything tought there. I’ll stick to a Venti Coffee of the day, and a Frappichino (ack! thanks to him I learned its not even coffee.) So check him out.

1.If you were a celebrity, what kind would it be (movies, tv, literature, crime, etc)?
I think I would be a “Crossover” celebrity. You know, the kind that to movies, tv, some ballroom dance, and movie critic. I think it would be really cool to go to a massive movie premier that I am staring in.

2. Which other celebrities would you make a concerted effort to try and be around?
I think it would be great directors (John Carpenter, Lucas, Speilberg, etc) Course William H. Macy is like a god.

3. Which other celebrities would you avoid like the plague?
That dude that does the Punk’d show, Michael Jackson, and anyone else that annoys me, that I can’t think of right now.

4. Which celebrities would you date?
My god, who wouldn’t I date?! I’d be a whore! But I’d have to draw the line at Courtney Love. I think I would just try and woo Natalie Portman.

5. What would be your “Celebrity Cause”?
I think it would be the “Taco-Bell Revolution” The “Rev”, as I would call it would have a taco coloured magnetic ribbon, and we would further the knowledge of the revolution by promoting alot of double speak and half-talk. Thank you.

6. Since celebs always get off, what crime(’s) would you commit?
I’ve always thought just killing the person, then starting the mental warfare of making your family belive you never exisited, would be neat. I’d call it the “I killing you then I make your family belive you never exisited”.

7. What would be the name of your tell-all book?
“OI, mothafuka Get your pansy white ass over here so I can beat you with my Sockmonkey”. I think it would be a number 1 bestseller, don’t you?

8. Tag 3 people to do this poll.
Crystal,
Megan,
and of course,
Heather.

You just listen to the ol’ Pork Chop Express an’ take his advice on a dark and stormy night when some wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs your neck an’ taps the back of your favorite skull up against a barroom wall.
An’ he looks you crooked in the eye an’ he asks if you’ve paid your dues.

You look rihgt back at that big sucker an’ remember what Jack Burton always says at times like that.

“Have you paid your dues, Jack?”

“Yes sir, checks in the mail.”

What a waste of a day at work. Honestly I really didn’t do anything, and that will probably bite me on my ass on Monday. I worked all morning up to 10 on all my price changes, need to counts, and negative on hands. You know, the shit they remind us to do everyday when we already know we have to do it everyday. Course after ten I BBQ’d. The Guy facing the camera and looking like a complete nut, is my store manager who I got to “cook” with By “cook” I mean I did all the work, and he talked on the phone. I think he flipped the burgers once. Whiule I sweated my ass off there. This is a shot of the very very greasy burgers cooking, on LOW heat! It would flare like that for a couple of minutes then drop down and I would have to turn up the gas again. I had alot of fun anyways, just shooting the shit with management, and john who does the daytime recieving.

So after, I snuck out of work a 1/2 hour early so I could go to Stop and Shop for some food for the next week or so. As we were walking around looking at some cleaning supplies I saw this and noticed that it has some Rhodeislanddish all over it! I couldn’t belive my eyes when I saw it! I had to take a picture of it! I use exclamation marks alot! Yup!Pretty funny huh? I wonder, is it just kinda a local thing? or is it a nationwide dealie? Can anyone reading this go and check it out and see if its another city outside of Rhode Isnad? Thanks!