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Good morning all! It feels good to be back under the Zyrtec haze. I finally got to sleep in today. Until 8:30! Woohoo! Its actually humid here today, and gray and rainy. Its the perfect day to do nothing, speaking of nothing, I have a new vlog!

So yeah, not much going on today. I don’t feel like going to my Walmart so we’ll probably go to the other one thats close. But my luck means that we’ll end up having to go to mine anyways. I think I need to have more days off but keep my same rate of pay. If that happens, maybe one day I could be as powerful as Dooce. Course, I’d have to upgrade my current users from like 4 to some where in the 6 trillon range. Then I’d have to sneak on to the set of the Today show (dooce was invited). And of course I’d have to be a mommy blog. I don’t see that happening, unless I start talking more about my furkids. (Chaucer was trying to get away from pickle last night and miss timed his jump, and tripped/fell into the clothes hamper, it was funny, we both laughed.)

Nah, I’m pretty happy in the place that I am at right now. I will read about other people celebrity. Course I would love to be recognised on the street for either my website or my LiveJournal. I think that would be trippy for all of 5 seconds.

I just looked over at Crystal and she is shoulder deep in the code of my site. Last night I demanded a site upgrade. Course by demanding, I mean rolling around on the floor, screaming and crying that she never pays attention to me or my site, and how I was the red headed step child of the internet cause my site had a header graphic from like 2006. And how if people read my site, and had the actual brainpower to comment on it, they would probably make fun of me for it. After she shook me and slapped me in the face to stop me from crying, she said these immortal words to me: “Suck it up motherfucker, I’m tired of you bitching and complaining about your little website, now get me another vodka and coke!” Then she hit me again, I will have to put cover up on today if I want to go out, and have to tell people I “fell down the stairs”.

Update 5 seconds after typing the last sentence:

New Site design is up! I have not seen it yet cause typing all that has happened has caused me to start crying, Honestly I am trying to suck it up!

Kidding, enjoy the new site design, I know I will!