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(aka 80% of all girls on myspace are guys)

First the stats:

• Started: 12.29.05
• Ended: 01.06.05
• Friends: 207
• Profile views: 13,422
• Number of emails, start to finish: 3062

So yeah I was really bored on the weekend, So I figured we’d have a little social experiment on myspace. How many friends could I get if I was a 15 year old bi girl from Beverly Hills? SO I marched over to Google and, I think I searched for “young girl” or something, and the first hit I got was for Tawnee Stone. The website says thats she is 19 (yeah right), but she could pass for 15. Perfect I said, and downloaded 12 of her “safe for work” pictures, cause you know a 15 year old don’t show her tits on the internet, at least not without some booze. I started to work on a back store and everything. Trust me, its gets alittle more interesting, expessally when I got really bored. God I love the internet.
So I created the account and started with some quizzes, cause all that I have seen on LJ and myspace, people young and old like to do useless quizzes. So I did 10. Like 6 got posted to the main profile. I think I posted “what city should you be in?” (London - wait it gets better), “What type of jeans are you?” (low rise - of course), “what kind of person are you”? (girlie girl - damn these quizzes are so easy to manipulate.) “what type of girl are you”? (90% bad, 10% good), etc. For a couple of days I had a music video up - Whats my age again - Blink 182, I also had “what Mean Girls character are you”? (Regina George - Your the hottet girl in school.) I really had nothing to do, there was nothing on tv at all.)

Ok on new years we had been drinking. Not just alittle bit but we polished off the Vodka, Jager, and started a pretty good dent in the Tequella. SO I was drunk and bored, so I started to add to the back story. She was a 15 year old in the 11th grade, and doing advanced quantim theory, and she drank and smoked alot of weed. She’s also a bisexual. I started to add people. I probably added some people on my friends list. I know one for sure (Sorry Heather, had to see if I could pass, you accepted my friend ship, I hit on your comment page, and you deleted me shortly after.) At first when I added people I got “Who are you?” But after 2 days, I would have atleast 12 pages of peopel wanted to be added to my friends page. I would just hit deny mostly unless you had a pretty good profile.

More stats:

• Most of the guys that found me eith had a pic of there dick coloured in MS paint to censor it, or just let it all hang out.
• Theres one 38 year old guy out there that little ol me scared away when I told him I wanted him to piss in my face and call me a whore.
• The oldest guy that tried to add me was 47.
• Theres alot of “teens” out there that like to wear diapers.
• The youngest guy that tried to add me was 12.

Every once in a while someone would recognise the pictures of Tawnee, and I would just say ok, ya caught me, and delete my comments on there site, and block them. I actually found another person using the same models pics as me, albeit from a different photoshoot. I laughed to myself, and figured it was another guy, so I tipped my hat, and blocked and went on my way. Now I have to admit some of the people were really nice, but most of them were probably guys anyways. Like you could totally tell some were just by the way they were commenting.

But I was really starting to get bored, and I got an email from a 14 year old militant lesbian from South Dakota, saying that she had emailed the webmaster as well as posted a bulliten on her myspace that I was a fake, I was laughing really hard when I uploaded the last picture most people would see before I deleted. I took some screen shots and people were still lining up to be on my friends page, it was crazy. I was still getting emails saying hot hot I was. Crystal and I had a great laugh about all of it. So I hit the cancel account, and went on my way.