Christmas Songs

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I had never heard of Dominick the Donkey Before I moved down here. Now, I can’t wait to hear it for the first time.

Another song that I never heard till I came down here. I love this song too.

Now this song, makes me so homesick, I can’t listen to it more than once. Crystal had never heard it before. It’s hard to be so far away from my family.

I feel really really guilty for taking Crystal home for the holidays last year. She didn’t get to spend it with Nanny.

Christmas carols for the disturbed

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1. Schizophrenia— Do You Hear What I Hear?

2. Multiple Personality Disorder— We Three Kings Disoriented Are

3.Dementia—I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic—Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

5. Manic—Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..

6. Paranoid— Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder— Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

8. Personality Disorder—You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

9. Attention Deficit Disorder— Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder- –Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,

remember, remember…

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“Remember, remember the fifth of November.
Gunpowder, Treason and Plot.
I see no reason why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be forgot.”

host? me? ack!

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Well I’ve come along way from going to McDonalds for Thanksgiving. This year we are hosting Thanksgiving here. I am very excited to say the least. I am. When I am lying in bed, I am obsessing on every little detail, like how to cook the turkey. (I never have before) to how to make the noodles (My families recipie.) to how to just host something like this. This is very big for us. For me. We’ve always just gone to different families homes for the holiday meals. we’ve never done something like this. Crystal has in a past life, but not me. As you can probably tell I am slowly freaking out here.

This is my list so far. Trust me, I am very good at making lists.

Things we need for thanksgiving:

1. turkey
2. cranberry sauce
3. noodles
4. dressing
5. pumpkin pies
6. potatos
7. gravy
8. wine (?)
9. milk
10. green bean casserole

Things we need to do before:

1. find and wash table cloth
2. wash place mats
3. clean and wash bathroom and floor
4. clean bedroom
5. dust

Yeah, if you guys and gals have anything to add, nows the time, theres only a few more weeks! hehe. I think its like 44 days or something like that.