Crystal, this post is for you!
I took your paper stars and dumped them on the ground. Chaucer helped. I took some pictures of them.
When I look at you I get stars in my eyes. I love you.
So yeah I just got out of the shower, and Crystal is still in there. I’m standing outside the door drying off, and waiting…waiting to see if she’ll do the ol “clean out the nose trick”. Well she did, and I flung open the door. I surprised her. There she is covering her nose and SNOTTING INTO HER HAND OMGWTFBBQ!!! thats friggin gross!
I now return you to Law & Order.
Thank you, and goodnight.
My god, I love her 
